sheesh i would commit suicide if there was none of that too *L what would i do without wallymart it would probably go crazy *LOL*
Don't anybody get bent now... Just think 'bout it..
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now. . . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders [img]tongue.gif[/img]
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy locked in the tower because he is afraid of heights.
Too many wives.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell
of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here
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sheesh i would commit suicide if there was none of that too *L what would i do without wallymart it would probably go crazy *LOL*
sheesh i would commit suicide if there was none of that too *L what would i do without wallymart it would probably go crazy *LOL*
*LMAO* If you really think about it........it is
true! *L*
They'd have to fucking kill me in ordewr to dictate WHO I was going to be with for the rest of my life. That and make me cover my face....yeah surrrrrrreeeee....THAT is gonna happen. Oh and I am gonna be wearing black robes in fucking 120-130 degree weather....not fricking likely. Tell me what to do and WHEN to do it....I would be like and you would like me to do what with your balls? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
<font size="3" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO..So you have a little irish in ya eh?Originally posted by BlackMagicRose:
. Tell me what to do and WHEN to do it....I would be like and you would like me to do what with your balls? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
LMAO....yup. All the tempers. German, Scottish, Irish, Dutch, Norwegian, Russian, Czech, Italian, Swedish, and Native American Indian. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Niccceeee...ya think they can get any more raucous?
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